Disaster
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Disaster

Feeling lost in every day business, surrounded by patients? About to blow your lid? Need help? This is the prescription book for you.

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Why is this book flying off the shelves?


  • Cured 3.500
  • Symptoms 70
  • Therapies 120
  • Smiles 14.500
Disaster

Disaster

A Diagnosis of Modern Business

This is the book we were writing while we were dealing with psychotic fits of our clients, business partners and colleagues. We hoped it would open a few eyes and tell people that being miserable is not a virtue, that being blinded by rules and systems is not healthy, that we need to appreciate creativity and play. Yes, even in serious business. Especially in serious business, because children take their play seriously… Cutting to the point, this picturebook for business people is an antidote to the present state of the business world and a call for change!

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Examples of symptoms from PM* Clinic


Symptoms
Protocol no. 2010079859

The patient is suffering from constipation. We’ve tried with prunes and bran, but nothing helps. He wears striped clothes and refuses to bend over when he’s in the shower. He is trying to pay TV subscription with cigarettes. He talks to his coworkers in codes, so that the guards wouldn’t understand what he’s saying. He claims he’s innocent and that he’s done everything in accordance with the Cabbage Production Protocol.

Symptoms
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The patient keeps thinking of his working environment as some kind of a festival. Being asked about his role in the work organization, he proudly says his circus act involves “deep-shit swimming”.

Symptoms
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The patient regularly takes medications. Every morning he pops a tranquilizer on an empty stomach, has some valerian root drops before opening an e-mail and an anxiolytic every time the phone rings. By lunchbreak, the patient is in a comatose state, which is colloquially known as “adjustment to the working atmosphere”.

Symptoms
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During a diagnostic examination, the patient is found to have an extremely high concentration of toxic elements in his organism: Eh (Empty Head), Ag (Aggression), In (Indolence), Ar (Arrogance), Ig (Ignorance), Am (Amorality) and Un (Unkindness). It seems that these toxins have been accumulating in his liver for years and that the condition is terminal.

Symptoms
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The patient is prone to lies and frauds. While he was waiting for the doctor’s examination, he recruited three other patients who were there in the waiting room with him, a nurse and her colleague from the doctor’s office next door in a pyramid scheme, which he made up right there on the spot. He sold the doctor his own stethoscope and a bunch of referral forms that haven’t been used since 1963.

Symptoms
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The patient’s problem is highly complex. He sees complications in everything. Every time he responds to a simple question, he introduces all kinds of unexpected variables. For instance, when he is asked about his favorite music, he responds by mentioning the effect of Earth’s rotation on the price of Andalusian green peas if we observe it through a red plastic wrap. It seems nothing can be simple.

Symptoms
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The patients says his voyage will first take him to Inflated City, which is followed by a tour of the No Spine, and, after many other equally interesting locations, such as Toilet Town, Pukepolis, Butthole Bay or Vomitville, ends with a crazy weekend at Asshole Meeting Point.

Symptoms
Protocol no. 2010079859

At the very mention of bureaucracy, the patient suddenly has digestion problems, so he locks himself up in the toilet. Since he is inside for ages, we try to talk to him and ask him to come out. “I can’t!” he yells. “What do you mean, you can’t?” we ask. And he shouts back: “I’m one paper short!”

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Is this book for me?


If in your every day business and life you find yourself faced with too many useless information, fake news, human stupidity, ridiculous pressures, forms that serve only themselves and various other bullshit, and at the same time you find yourself to be responsible, dedicated to your work and willing to change things, you might think that YOU are the one that's not normal. In that case this book could very much be of interest to you. In case none of this applies, click HERE.

Da li je ova knjiga za mene?

The government? Education system? Banks? The media? You need medications of a very broad spectrum because the disease-causing agents are everywhere.

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As professional help, the patient is recommended to have a big bowl of ice cream and a conversation with a therapist of adequate mental age. Seriously, an adult person cannot cope with such problems.

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You are recommended to have plenty of rest and enjoy a relaxing meditation with a good book. Our team of bibliographic experts has selected adequate literature, such as "Solid Bankruptcy of the Mind", that would help you recover faster and restore your homeostasis

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You are right. The values are fucked! The people are fucked! It is time to pack the shit and leave.

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Take a look then give it back


We can't exactly reveal the whole book but here you can see a few pages and realize how much creativity, time, attention and love it contains. There are many pictures and illustrations so it is suitable for all types of readers.

O klinici

About the clinic

PM* clinic

Our popularly named clinic was founded as a place where human worth is in fashion, where creativity is as valued as proactivity, where people are motivated by knowledge, choices, goals and unselfishly share their experiences with people like you!

Testimonials by our cured patients


A few words from our dear patients and customers that confirm how much strength and confidence the book gave them in facing „real“ problems in everyday business and life.

“This book has helped me a lot, not even sure how or why, but after reading it I take less crap and laugh a lot more. All the warm and cold recommendations from me!”

Already Agonized

“Since writing to Arien, I've had perfectly filed nails and a rising career in a cozy work environment. I told my colleague „NO!“ which threw him off so much that he now makes me coffee every day, brings me lunch and writes paragraphs instead of me. The more I tell him „NO!“, the more servient he becomes. Recently he has asked me to marry him. Can you guess what I replied?”

Mirna

“After seeking advice from Arien, my life has completely changed. I spend a lot of time in warm baths so I feel very relaxed and clean, I smell nice and my pores are open. Mrs Stronzini is treated to ice-cream every time which has proved to be very efficient – she has tripled her orders so she can visit us more. She has eaten so much ice-cream that we have had to widen our doors, but it was worth it. I am no longer withered, maybe because I spend so much time in water”

Withered Daisy

“Thanks to PM* Clinic, I have improved greatly as an employee and as a person. Unreplied e-mails no longer trouble me as I now use the phone generously in daily communication. I even call multiple times about a certain e-mail I send and new business partners often say to me: „You're the guy! I heard about you!“ And we all know good news travel far so I am very pleased.”

Lucky

Our doctor team


Linda Poščić Borovac

Linda Poščić Borovac

Doctor Linda is the founder of PM clinic. In her medical practice, she gives clear and precise diagnoses, without unnecessary paperwork. When she examines a patient’s words, she prefers them clean, not sugarcoated.

Ana Zoričić

Ana Zoričić

Doctor Ana believes it is normal for people to lose things from time to time. For example, she lost her patience for fools long time ago and now she may lose her foot in somebody’s ass. At the mention of an annex to a contract, she gets nervous ticks and immediately takes out a bone saw. Clients must treat her with respect, otherwise...

Zoran Krušvar

Zoran Krušvar

Always typing on his keyboard and grinning. Patients often think there is a hidden meaning to it, but he says it is just an effect of too much caffeine in his tea. He takes bribes in the form of chocolate and then he grins even more. Sometimes he refers to himself in the third person singular. There is no hidden meaning here either; it is just the result of too much chocolate.

Veronika Uravić Čolak

Veronika Uravić Čolak

Doctor Veronika has been meticulously studying anatomy and ergonomics. Her focus of interest is the design of surgical equipment that meets the needs of the 21st century working environment. Her knives are a lot bigger, and her axes are sharper than the competitors’.

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